There is plenty of speak online about the term: “Make Money Online“. What would happen if we replaced the word “Money” with “Chicken Shit“? Why on earth would I want to do that? Good question! Here’s why:

Today, on the plane to Sydney, I remembered a story I read by Ajahn Brahm last year. What would happen if we had to replace money with another medium? What would that medium be? I think you get the picture!

This is a fictional lighthearted prediction of the future. I have adapted the story a bit to relate to Internet Marketing for all you people out there that love the internet.

Make Chicken Shit Online

In the not so distant future, the world would run out of paper and metal to make banknotes and coins. As an alternative for money, people would use Pellets of Chicken Shit instead.

People would walk around with pockets full of chicken shit

Banks would be full of the stuff and robbers would try to steal it

The taxation department would take a large chunk out of your chicken shit before your employer paid you

Rich people would be proud of how much chicken shit they had

Poor people would dream of one day winning a huge pile of chicken shit in the lottery

Some people wouldn’t trust the banks with their chicken shit – so they would stash it in their mattresses instead

Governments would focus excessively on the chicken shit situation in their countries, give piles of it in foreign aid, bribe each other with it, stash a pile of it in their 401(k), and ignore social issues until there was enough chicken shit to go around – which was never

Governments would even sign over the chicken shit supply to the privately owned central banks

AND people would be all over the internet searching for “Make Chicken Shit Online“