There is plenty of speak online about the term: “Make Money Online“. What would happen if we replaced the word “Money” with “Chicken Shit“? Why on earth would I want to do that? Good question! Here’s why:
Today, on the plane to Sydney, I remembered a story I read by Ajahn Brahm last year. What would happen if we had to replace money with another medium? What would that medium be? I think you get the picture!
This is a fictional lighthearted prediction of the future. I have adapted the story a bit to relate to Internet Marketing for all you people out there that love the internet.
Make Chicken Shit Online
In the not so distant future, the world would run out of paper and metal to make banknotes and coins. As an alternative for money, people would use Pellets of Chicken Shit instead.
People would walk around with pockets full of chicken shit
Banks would be full of the stuff and robbers would try to steal it
The taxation department would take a large chunk out of your chicken shit before your employer paid you
Rich people would be proud of how much chicken shit they had
Poor people would dream of one day winning a huge pile of chicken shit in the lottery
Some people wouldn’t trust the banks with their chicken shit – so they would stash it in their mattresses instead
Governments would focus excessively on the chicken shit situation in their countries, give piles of it in foreign aid, bribe each other with it, stash a pile of it in their 401(k), and ignore social issues until there was enough chicken shit to go around – which was never
Governments would even sign over the chicken shit supply to the privately owned central banks
AND people would be all over the internet searching for “Make Chicken Shit Online“
Have a most outstanding day.
Sean RasmussenAussie Internet Marketing
www.SeanSEO.com © 2008 - 2010
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I would love a huge trailer of chicken shit and then spread out my chicken shit all over the field and hope that it helps more things to grow for more chicken shit. That’s recycling….
Yes, but the government wont let you print your own chicken shit. That is called counterfeiting currency!
Hahahahaha… that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while!
Thanks for the funnies… and the thought of chicken shit all over the place… I”ll need a gas mask!
Yes, the privately owned central banks will own the chicken shit and be able to manipulate global economies, create wars, create recession’s, fix recessions and much much more with chicken shit!! LOL They now do it with what we call a dollar note which is basically chicken shit, worthless, there is no gold or silver in it, just paper and print, we ourselves make it become of value. I can go on about this topic forever so I’ll leave it there.